1. Do not sneak out of bed and colour on your mothers face with black permanent marker then sneak back into bed so your mom has no idea of what you have done. It takes WAY to long to wash this off, but with a little nail polish remover (make sure not to get any in your eye..it stings) and a good face scrubber an hour later its okay to go out in public...
2. No pooping in the bath tub..... I do not like cleaning it out and need to re-do on giving you your bath.
3. While we are on the "poop" topic there are few things you should know. It is not paint, shampoo, or candy. Please do not smear it everywhere, rub it in your hair or try to eat it.... this is all very gross.
4. No running with tables.... when you are running full force with a TV tray and heading straight for your dad's new TV... it hurts you and makes daddy cry.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
A Birthing Story
yes it has been awhile but i have been busy with having another baby and such, here's how the little angle made her appearance....
it was around 6 am when i got up to go get baby number 3 from bed because she hasn't been wanting to sleep in her own bed for about a week (by the way its been over a month now and she still refuses to sleep in her own bed, but that's not the story right now..) as i was talking to her i began to feel a little consistent cramping so i notified my loving husband that we were going to have the baby today.. he said "okay you get baby number one ready for school and feed the other kids breakfast, i still need sleep" ummm okay lazy ass... (he got up). so contractions were nothing and i figured i had all day... ummm wrong 9 am came along and i decided it was time to get my but in gear and get ready to go to the hospital... husband got home from dropping the oldest off at school and called his mother to come pick up baby number 2 and 3. i went to run my bath water and just as i was about to get undressed contractions got so intense i had to crouch over to feel comfortable. SO i pull the damn plug and as im angerly mumbling to myself not very nice things to my body... i tell husband to get his darn shoes on and head for the car... at 1030 we are at the hospital and they hook me up to a monitor to check my contractions.... so far so good, no pain just pressure..they make me wait until 1130 before they check to see how far dilated i am, at this point my damn body is pushing on its own (i hate this!!!) so they say im 7 and ask if i want drugs... HELL YES, im not in pain but it helps with the body pushing on its own. so they hook me to an iv drip thingy(which takes 3 tries, and my wrist was badly bruised for almost 3 weeks) well i have a contraction and i go quietly too my husband "i think i just peed" he laughs ridiculously loud... umm its not funny... next contraction a little more pee.... thank goodness for my pride it was actually my water braking. 1150 the bitch nurse tells me im 9 and i cant have drugs... i start to cry.....they move me to a delivery room. 1220 im pushing......and im screaming.... and im not in pain.... but im screaming like a crazy lady....like i should be admitted crazy lady screaming.. still not in pain....i have no idea whats going on cuz im screaming so much.... shoulders get stuck... they tell me to stop pushing, okay thats alot easier said then done, as they are pushing and pulling to get baby out still no pain really just pressure and this odd pulling like tugging on skin. okay shoulders are lose im back to screaming like a crazy person... woo hoo its 1228 and baby is out of there!! so im no longer screaming, but begin to actually cry, not due to happiness but because someone set my vagina on fire... and then they need to stick there hands up there!!! time for placenta which is an experience on its own. doc is telling my to push and im asking to just keep it in. being a psycho and scaring everyone on the floor with my unneeded "im being butchered" screams is REALLY tiring. so doc seems to be getting frustrated with me (hell i would too) so i gathered all the energy i had and i pushed with everything i had (more effort then actual child birth) and bam that sucker comes flying out along with crap loads of blood right in the direction of doctors face.. HA HA!!!! i actually feel a little bad about that... 1pm little baby is in my arms and im in my room. woohoo!!!!
it was around 6 am when i got up to go get baby number 3 from bed because she hasn't been wanting to sleep in her own bed for about a week (by the way its been over a month now and she still refuses to sleep in her own bed, but that's not the story right now..) as i was talking to her i began to feel a little consistent cramping so i notified my loving husband that we were going to have the baby today.. he said "okay you get baby number one ready for school and feed the other kids breakfast, i still need sleep" ummm okay lazy ass... (he got up). so contractions were nothing and i figured i had all day... ummm wrong 9 am came along and i decided it was time to get my but in gear and get ready to go to the hospital... husband got home from dropping the oldest off at school and called his mother to come pick up baby number 2 and 3. i went to run my bath water and just as i was about to get undressed contractions got so intense i had to crouch over to feel comfortable. SO i pull the damn plug and as im angerly mumbling to myself not very nice things to my body... i tell husband to get his darn shoes on and head for the car... at 1030 we are at the hospital and they hook me up to a monitor to check my contractions.... so far so good, no pain just pressure..they make me wait until 1130 before they check to see how far dilated i am, at this point my damn body is pushing on its own (i hate this!!!) so they say im 7 and ask if i want drugs... HELL YES, im not in pain but it helps with the body pushing on its own. so they hook me to an iv drip thingy(which takes 3 tries, and my wrist was badly bruised for almost 3 weeks) well i have a contraction and i go quietly too my husband "i think i just peed" he laughs ridiculously loud... umm its not funny... next contraction a little more pee.... thank goodness for my pride it was actually my water braking. 1150 the bitch nurse tells me im 9 and i cant have drugs... i start to cry.....they move me to a delivery room. 1220 im pushing......and im screaming.... and im not in pain.... but im screaming like a crazy lady....like i should be admitted crazy lady screaming.. still not in pain....i have no idea whats going on cuz im screaming so much.... shoulders get stuck... they tell me to stop pushing, okay thats alot easier said then done, as they are pushing and pulling to get baby out still no pain really just pressure and this odd pulling like tugging on skin. okay shoulders are lose im back to screaming like a crazy person... woo hoo its 1228 and baby is out of there!! so im no longer screaming, but begin to actually cry, not due to happiness but because someone set my vagina on fire... and then they need to stick there hands up there!!! time for placenta which is an experience on its own. doc is telling my to push and im asking to just keep it in. being a psycho and scaring everyone on the floor with my unneeded "im being butchered" screams is REALLY tiring. so doc seems to be getting frustrated with me (hell i would too) so i gathered all the energy i had and i pushed with everything i had (more effort then actual child birth) and bam that sucker comes flying out along with crap loads of blood right in the direction of doctors face.. HA HA!!!! i actually feel a little bad about that... 1pm little baby is in my arms and im in my room. woohoo!!!!
Friday, September 11, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Just Some Random Funniness
OKay so this has nothing to do with parenting or anything.. it just made me laugh so hard my ribs hurt...my husband found it somewhere and showed me so im putting it here, dont know where it originally is from, dont care really... here it is...
1. -I wish Google aps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.2. -More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I cantell my own story that's not only better, but also more directlyinvolves me.3. -Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when yourealize you're wrong.4. -I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need todrink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire withflint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?5. -Have you ever been walking down the street and realized thatyou're going in the complete opposite direction of where you aresupposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walkingback in the direction from which you came you have to first dosomething like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gestureand mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the=2 0surroundingarea thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on thesidewalk.6. -That's enough, Nickelback.7. -I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when Iwas younger.8. -Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you mayknow" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberatelychoose not to be friends with?9. -Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and itwouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that wouldmagically fix the problem. Every kid in America did th t, but how didwe all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. Wejust figured it out. Today's kids are soft.11.-There is a great need for sarcasm font.12.-Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was youngerand suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when Ifirst saw it.13.-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actuallybecomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone'slaughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a littlebit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still theonly one who really, really gets it.14.-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?15.-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each handthan take 2 t ips to bring my groceries in.16.I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clearyour computer history if you die.17.-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying tofinish a text.18.A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to thespread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.19.Was learning cursive really necessary?20.Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".21.I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.22.Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on aScantron test is absolutely petrifying.23.My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads.Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquiredabout the name. He expla ned, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us."Classy, bro.24.Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street sm art",all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".25.How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nodand smile because you still didn't hear what they said?26.I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teamsup to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong,brothers!27.Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in'examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a completeidiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney andsaid "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"28.-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?29.While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road andinstinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.30.MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sureI know how to get out of my neighborhood.31.Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how theperson died.
32.I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in theshower first and THEN turn on the water.33.-Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never getdirty, and you can wear them forever.34.I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu'to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with anoverweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."35.-I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.36.Bad decisions make good stories37.-Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that theirprofile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just gotthe Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind ifI do!38.Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?39.-If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspringwould probably just be completely invisible.40.-Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has togo around and say their name and where they are from, I get soincredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, thisshouldn't be a problem....41.-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment atwork when you've made up your min that you just aren't doing anythingproductive for the rest of the day.42.-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don'twant to have to restart my collection.43.-There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you aregoing to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.44.-I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asksme if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that Iswear I did not make any changes to.45."Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.46.-I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of peoplewatching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but willthey judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren'twatching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up andleave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'47.-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times andgoes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phoneand run away?48.I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then notseeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.49.-When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something shehasn't already told me but that I have learned from some lightinternet stalking.50.-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle,then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.51.-Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruisingspeed for pedophiles...52.As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.53.-Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and stillnot know what time it is.54.-It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.55.-I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know notto answer when they call.56.-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know whatdo to with it.57.-Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their carkeys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on theDonkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snoozebutton from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first timeevery time...58.-My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad whatwould happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond tothat?59. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com andthe link takes me to a video instead of text.60.-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyonethey drive behind obeys the speed limit.61.-I think the freezer deserves a light as well.62.-I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday orSaturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.63.-The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag,saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words,someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to thinkabout it, and then estimated that there must be at least four peopleeating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating bymyself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastardbefore dinner
1. -I wish Google aps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.2. -More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I cantell my own story that's not only better, but also more directlyinvolves me.3. -Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when yourealize you're wrong.4. -I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need todrink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire withflint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?5. -Have you ever been walking down the street and realized thatyou're going in the complete opposite direction of where you aresupposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walkingback in the direction from which you came you have to first dosomething like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gestureand mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the=2 0surroundingarea thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on thesidewalk.6. -That's enough, Nickelback.7. -I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when Iwas younger.8. -Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you mayknow" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberatelychoose not to be friends with?9. -Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and itwouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that wouldmagically fix the problem. Every kid in America did th t, but how didwe all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. Wejust figured it out. Today's kids are soft.11.-There is a great need for sarcasm font.12.-Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was youngerand suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when Ifirst saw it.13.-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actuallybecomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone'slaughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a littlebit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still theonly one who really, really gets it.14.-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?15.-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each handthan take 2 t ips to bring my groceries in.16.I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clearyour computer history if you die.17.-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying tofinish a text.18.A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to thespread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.19.Was learning cursive really necessary?20.Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".21.I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.22.Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on aScantron test is absolutely petrifying.23.My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads.Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquiredabout the name. He expla ned, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us."Classy, bro.24.Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street sm art",all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".25.How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nodand smile because you still didn't hear what they said?26.I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teamsup to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong,brothers!27.Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in'examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a completeidiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney andsaid "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"28.-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?29.While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road andinstinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.30.MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sureI know how to get out of my neighborhood.31.Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how theperson died.
32.I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in theshower first and THEN turn on the water.33.-Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never getdirty, and you can wear them forever.34.I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu'to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with anoverweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."35.-I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.36.Bad decisions make good stories37.-Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that theirprofile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just gotthe Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind ifI do!38.Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?39.-If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspringwould probably just be completely invisible.40.-Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has togo around and say their name and where they are from, I get soincredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, thisshouldn't be a problem....41.-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment atwork when you've made up your min that you just aren't doing anythingproductive for the rest of the day.42.-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don'twant to have to restart my collection.43.-There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you aregoing to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.44.-I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asksme if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that Iswear I did not make any changes to.45."Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.46.-I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of peoplewatching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but willthey judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren'twatching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up andleave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'47.-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times andgoes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phoneand run away?48.I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then notseeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.49.-When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something shehasn't already told me but that I have learned from some lightinternet stalking.50.-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle,then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.51.-Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruisingspeed for pedophiles...52.As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers,but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.53.-Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and stillnot know what time it is.54.-It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.55.-I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know notto answer when they call.56.-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know whatdo to with it.57.-Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their carkeys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on theDonkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snoozebutton from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first timeevery time...58.-My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad whatwould happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond tothat?59. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com andthe link takes me to a video instead of text.60.-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyonethey drive behind obeys the speed limit.61.-I think the freezer deserves a light as well.62.-I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday orSaturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.63.-The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag,saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words,someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to thinkabout it, and then estimated that there must be at least four peopleeating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating bymyself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastardbefore dinner
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Great Left Hook!!!
Today I took my 17 month old to get her 15 month old needles. (yes I'm a little behind in that) She was so good waiting for her turn, we ended up arriving 30 minutes early so the wait was a lot longer then usual, she was sweet to everyone. When it was our turn to go in, we sat and waited patiently. The doctor came in and she let him check her heart and lungs and check her teeth and look into her eyes and ear, but then it was needle time. She got one in her left arm first, and she let out this painful little yelp and began to whimper. The doctor began to do the right arm, and my daughter begins to growl this little growl and it gets louder and all of a sudden shes got this animal growl and brought up her left fist and hits the doctor in the face.
I laughed really really loudly, I didn't know what else to do..... unfortunately for my daughter she still had to get her second needle.
I laughed really really loudly, I didn't know what else to do..... unfortunately for my daughter she still had to get her second needle.
i miss sleep :(
so it's 5:33 in the morning and I'm still awake. kids are up in less then 3 hours. "why aren't you sleeping ?" you ask... well it could do with the fact that i cant stay still for the life of me. my legs need to cross and uncross, i need to reposition my self constantly while sitting, and i have the need to shake my arms or grab at anything just because they need to do something. while laying in bed i get my body in a comfortable position and i need to quickly get out of bed and stretch because my one leg has had a muscle spasm and has locked its self into an odd position, and i now look like a flamingo, just need to add feathers and a beak.
and while all this is happening to me, my wonderful husband is sleeping soundly. he looks so peaceful.... and here i have a pillow i dont need, i should give it to him... maybe cover his face with it.. :P
and while all this is happening to me, my wonderful husband is sleeping soundly. he looks so peaceful.... and here i have a pillow i dont need, i should give it to him... maybe cover his face with it.. :P
Monday, August 31, 2009
Children are just the sweetest......
....so I have this HUGE pregnant belly.. (47 inches around).. and sometimes it just gets in the way.. and sometimes the little bruiser kicks so hard at my lung i need to push it down a little. well my son today rubs my belly and comments on it being his baby (nothing out of the ordinary he does this often) this time the baby kicks his hands. He then stands up on the couch so he is taller then me and then uses both hands to push on my belly and yells, "no baby, don't hit". Yes ...kids are cute.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Went to a wedding today......
... *sigh* I went to a wedding today. It was nice, it didn't rain, I had a creepy woman touch me. She just did not touch me she tickled her fingers on my back and said "I love looking a pregnant women" and then she walked away. My husband who was sitting beside me just sat there staring, I don't blame him, that's all I could do as well. This is our fourth kid and it still amazes us how people can throw all social norms out the window when it comes to pregnant women. We just laugh it off, people are just crazy. And the amount of "do you have gas" comments I heard today was shocking. These are new. Some of them included "how much gas will those potatoes give you?", "it's okay to pass gas you have a baby", and a personal favourite of mine "are you farting right now?". OH the joys of being a woman with a watermelon size belly. I was also poked today. You know like they do to that pastry fellow, only i didn't crunch up and giggle, I took a step back and guarded my baby with both arms. Of course my husband just laughed..... I'd like to see how he'd handle a big finger poking in his stomach... humm maybe i should just kick him instead.... that does sound like a better option.. :P
Hello There!
About Me: I'm a young mother with baby number 4 incubating and due in 18 days. As tired as I am this lovely bundle of joy just wont let me sleep. My other children include a Daughter who is 6, a son that it 2 (he'll be 3 in 25 days), and a little girl that's 17 months. This new addition it going to be a girl (suppose to be).
Why I Started a Blog: I like talking about my kids, but people do get tired of it, so writing it down seemed like a good idea, and I'm just too lazy to write a book.
A Side Note: If I haven't offended everyone I will definitely offend most. I'm not serious unless I have to be and I have crude humor, so don't read if your a cry baby..
That's It!!
Why I Started a Blog: I like talking about my kids, but people do get tired of it, so writing it down seemed like a good idea, and I'm just too lazy to write a book.
A Side Note: If I haven't offended everyone I will definitely offend most. I'm not serious unless I have to be and I have crude humor, so don't read if your a cry baby..
That's It!!
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