Saturday, November 7, 2009

New House Rules

1. Do not sneak out of bed and colour on your mothers face with black permanent marker then sneak back into bed so your mom has no idea of what you have done. It takes WAY to long to wash this off, but with a little nail polish remover (make sure not to get any in your eye..it stings) and a good face scrubber an hour later its okay to go out in public...

2. No pooping in the bath tub..... I do not like cleaning it out and need to re-do on giving you your bath.

3. While we are on the "poop" topic there are few things you should know. It is not paint, shampoo, or candy. Please do not smear it everywhere, rub it in your hair or try to eat it.... this is all very gross.

4. No running with tables.... when you are running full force with a TV tray and heading straight for your dad's new TV... it hurts you and makes daddy cry.